Wednesday, July 07, 2010

The Story of the Hungry Feroshus Bear

 
 

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via Cute Overload by Not That Mike The Other Mike on 7/6/10

By Jeffery Osterblaargh, Mrs. McNulty's Sekond Grade

Ok so this is astory about the time that I ate a humin bean all by myself. Wun day I was hungry. And there was this humin bean walking down the street.

And so I desided to eat him for dinner. Because I am a feroshus pradider pridit eating bear and because everybody is skeerd of me because I am so mean.

The humin bean was skeerd. He tried to get away but I was to big and strong for him. He cried and cried for help, but I dint listen because I was so hungry.

And he was so delishus that next I ate a whole busload of first graders, and then I ate a kangaroo, and my piano teacher, and Batman, and some ice cream, and…

I hear that special school's really nice, Maggie S.


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